Monday, July 21, 2008

A Landmark for PODM

Its been a great ride at Products of a diseased mind, since 1957 we have provided fiction and commentary that nobody noticed, nobody wanted and nobody read. We are proud of our record of over fifty years on the Internet without a single comment and pledge to continue putting out more of the same uncalled for postings that no one is clamoring for on the web.

21 comments:

Anonymous said...

You idiot we thought if we didn't say anything you'd stop.

Anonymous said...

God if I wanted unfunny snarky comments, I'd talk to my children.

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

Sorry, I just didn't have the time, I was downloading porn.

Anonymous said...

Its bad enough I read your blog, that's three minutes I'll never get back.

Anonymous said...

Try saying something funny or witty! Or better yet, try it without writing it down and putting it on the web.

Anonymous said...

Speaking for the community of the re-animated dead. We ghouls get a kick out of your blog and would comment more if our hands didn't keep falling off.

Anonymous said...

Haven't you wasted enough pixels by now?

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Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

Congratulations, we at the New Yorker share a similar tradition of not being funny for over fifty years. Can't wait until you start with cartoons, ours have been confounding senses of humor for decades.

July 22, 2008 12:27 AM

Anonymous said...

My Dad read your blog.

And his dad before him.

My great granddad didn't have the internet, but he had a collie that would fetch wood rats if you threw them far enough.

Dutch said...

Wood rats... They give me the willies. How much did your great grand dad have to pay the collie not to bring them back?

Anonymous said...

I protest the unwarranted and hateful comments about wood rats in your blog. They are loving intelligent creatures and I've trained mine to stand in neat little rows. Well not trained really, I super glued their tiny feet to blocks of plywood.

Anonymous said...

As a member of PETA I am shocked, shocked I say, by the callous and cruel treatment of what is after all a sensate creature. The wood rat should be treated with the same respect we treat other animals that wander into our homes only to have there backs broken by the humane steel spring traps we have baited with peanut butter and cheese. I fail to see how gluing their tiny feet to building materials respects the natural order of things.

Anonymous said...

Wood rats have a long and distinguished history in America. Buddy Boone, Davy Crockett's little known brother had a hat made of wood rat skins that he wore incessantly. Crockett's father had the same difficulty telling Boone and Crockett apart as most Americans and was unsure which one he fathered.

The hat wasn't actually made from wood rat skins he simply glued the critters tiny feet to an existing top hat and was good to go. Buddy led a mostly solitary life in the wilderness as most people who got close enough to see the hat full of angry snarling rodents fled in terror.

It is likely Buddy would have survived the Alamo as no Mexican could be found that was willing to get close enough to kill him. Fortunately for Texas independence Jim Bowie was so outraged by the hideous head gear that he accidentally beat Buddy to death trying to kill the cursed chapeau while Buddy was wearing it. Two days later Santa Ana and his men were able to safely storm the Alamo and slaughter the inhabitants.